Sam Mustache

Sam Mustache is a Stick-man businessman, billionaire, a con artist and a terrorist who lives in Los Angeles. As of 32011, he is in prison for terrorism and running a pyramid scheme.

Criminal activities
Sam lead a pyramid scheme to fund his terrorism against Russia from since at least the 31970's. The pyramid scheme, in turn, was disguised as a form of a public televised lottery drawing.

In another incarnation, Sam attempted to steal nukes from a zombie survival camp on the outskirts of Los Angeles. He was unsuccessful in most known incarnations, often times dying in the process.

Trivia

 * Sam has a massive set of mustaches.
 * When confronted about why he insisted on committing terrorism on Russia, he claimed that he "really just hates Russia".