John Timberman

John Timberman is a Stick-man who lives in Los Angeles. John is best known for being the 20-time consecutive champion of the World's Toughest Stick-man competition, and to a lesser extent, for stalking Piggy.

Life
Not much is known about John's early life. Sometime in his youth, John became addicted to pork after tasting it on the black market. This led him into debt and a semi-criminal career.

After discovering the World's Toughest Stick-man competition, he abandoned his criminal tendencies and moved to Los Angeles to train himself. After almost ten years of attempts, he won the first of his infamous 20-year win streak.

In 31996, he first heard of Piggy, who had somehow just appeared out of nowhere. John couldn't resist attempting to kill Piggy, whose physiology apparently consisted of 99% fat. In most incarnations, John has been unsuccessful.

Family
John's only brother died sometime in the 31990's. Despite his criminal past and multiple attempts at Piggy's life, John has sole custody of his brother's son, Jack.

Physiology
John is a normal stick-man, albeit a very athletic one. He is known to have wrestled a Tyrannosaurus on several occasions. Having trained for the World's Toughest Stick-man competition for decades, he is also renowned for his sturdiness.

Trivia

 * It is unclear as to why law enforcement has been indifferent to John trying to kill Piggy.
 * John has been banned from the Australian state of New South Wales for severely damaging the Sydney Opera House. This didn't stop him from going there in 32011 to look for Piggy. It is assumed he used a fake passport.